Pick-Up Lines

Do you have a map? Cuz I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

eiddy

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

eiddy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together.

eiddy

If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right about now.

eiddy

Sex is a killer...Want to die happy?

eiddy

Miss, if you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

eiddy

Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

eiddy

Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

eiddy

Would you like to come party in my tool shed?

eiddy

I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh by they way, you have my consent.

eiddy

Do you think that God is a homosexual? Well I think that he must have loved men when he made you.

eiddy

If i told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

eiddy

Wanna see my stamp collection?

eiddy

Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

eiddy

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

eiddy

Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!

eiddy

If you were a tear in my eye, i would never cry for fear of losing you.

eiddy

Do you have 35 cents? I need to call my mother and tell her I just found the woman of my dreams.

eiddy

Take me home with you if I'm wrong, but don't I know you?

eiddy

Do you wear contacts, or are your eyes naturally that beautiful?

eiddy

What's cookin' good lookin'?

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Your legs must be tired, because they've been running through my mind all day.

eiddy

I know Shawn Kemp. (admittedly this was funnier when he was actually on the Sonics and people knew who he was. Insert any celebrity at whim.)

eiddy

Your father must have been a thief, because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

eiddy

Forgive me for intruding on you like this, but if I don't stop you now I may never have the pleasure of knowing who you are so that we may fulfill our destiny together on this planet.

eiddy

Let's go someplace where we can look into each other's souls.

eiddy

Isn't it funny how times have changed? Four thousand years ago, by merely giving the bartender an ox I could've owned you. Today, by merely smiling you can own me.

eiddy

My friend said I couldn't start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Will you help me prove that he was wrong?

eiddy

Your Lines

Do you have a map? Cuz I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

eiddy

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?

eiddy

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U & I together.

eiddy

If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right about now.

eiddy

Sex is a killer...Want to die happy?

eiddy